A Little Oedipal Complex in the Making?

Benji walked out of the bathroom with dental floss in his hands.
"I want some," he said.
He began to drag it across his lips, like his father--only missing his teeth completely.
"Do you want to do it like Daddy?" I asked.
"Yes."
"Do you want to be just like Daddy?" I asked, mourning that no one in this family will ever model their behavior on me.
"Yes."
"What else do you want to do that Daddy does?"
"I want to sleep with you in your bed."
Awwwwwww.